str4ightdank:

holy shit when i first saw this i thought it was a real plant woah lmao
only 600,000 people live in seattle, yet there were 750,000 people at the seahawks parade. #mycitysfilthy #superbowlchamps #lynch #legionofboom #werethebest #hawkgang #mostloyalfans #bestteamates #iloveseattle

celestial-time-sorceress:

I heard some guy say that abortion was wrong, and I was just like, “It’s not your uterus.” 

and he was like, “What’s a uterus?”